Hello! Thank you for taking the time to contact me. Before we get started, however, there are a few things you should know.
Email is often the worst way to get in touch with me. I only check my email a couple of times a day, and even then I can’t guarantee a quick reply to your email. Please only send me an email if you think it’s worth the trouble and if you’re willing to wait for a reply.
I’m on Twitter, Plurk, Facebook and Friendfeed. I think you’ll find that mentioning or DM-ing me on Twitter or Plurk and sending me a message on Facebook are the easiest ways to get in touch with me. If you have only a question, comment or suggestion for me that you can fit in 140 characters, I highly suggest you avoid emailing me.
If you really (really really really) think email is the best way you can get your message to me, then that’s totally cool, but as I said, don’t expect a quick reply. Please don’t email me spam, and don’t use my email address to invite me to social networks/web services, either. Thanks.
As a final precaution against spammers, please click on the following link:
This last step makes sure only humans can reach me.
Thanks, and keep life deantastic!